Engineers

How do you drive an engineer completely insane

Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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When does a person decide to become an engineer

When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

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What do engineers use for birth control

Their personalities.

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How can you tell an extroverted engineer

When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

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Why did the engineers cross the road

Because they looked in the file, and that's what they did last year

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A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are travelling in an old Fiat 500 when all of the sudden the car backfires and comes to a halt. The mechanical engineer says Ah! It's probably a problem with the valves, or the piston!. The electrical engineer says Nonsense! It's most probably a problem with the spark plugs or the battery!. The software engineer says How about we all get out of the car, and get back in again, It might work....